Troy Phelan: "I'm rich."
(Dies)
Josh: "Now I have to give all of his money to some missionary in brazil named Rachel."
Wives, children, and grandchildrern of Troy: "But we want the money!"
Josh: "Too late. I've already sent down a poor drunkard drug-attic named Nate to find this Rachel person,
because it was the stupidest thing anyone could possibly do in this situation, but it adds to the plot so the author made
me do it anyway."
Lawyers of Wives, children, and grandchildrern of Troy: "But we want the money!"
Jevy: "Hop in boat."
(They travel or something)
Jevy: "We're lost."
Rachel: "Money sucks. Go home."
Nate: "I'm dying."
Lawyers of blah, blah, and blah: "We still want the money!"
Snead: "I like lying, but stink at it."
Lawyers: "Were doomed."
Minister: "Come remodel this church basement while I bribe you with soup."
Nate: "Sounds good to me."
Josh: "Go back to Brazil."
Nate: "Okay."
Jevy: "We're lost again"
Nate: "She's dead."
Josh: "So what do we do with the money?"
Nate: "Give it to charity."
Rex: "You guys suck."
