Johnny:  "I'm going to be a wonderful blacksmith person."

 

(burns hand)

 

Johnny:  "Oh No!  My hand is melted together."

 

 

 

 

Johnny:  "WAAHH!!! I BURNT MY LIDDLE HANDY-WANDY!!!!  WAHHHHH!!! FEEL SYMPATHY FOR ME BECAUSE I BURNT  MY HAND!!!  LIFE IS WORTHLESS NOW!!!!  WAHHHH!!!  I'LL JUST COMPLAIN AND WHINE FOR THE NEXT 200 PAGES BECAUSE I CAN'T TAKE A SETBACK WITHOUT WHIMPERING LIKE A TODDLER WHO GOT KICKED IN THE NUTS!!!!  WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!"

 

Emo kids:  "You know, we could start a subculture based on the very principle in the book."