I hate preps. They are almost as annoying as people who speak 'leet'. But what really enrages me is how a company like Abercrombie & Fitch can thrive because of these people.

Abercrombie is the world's third most evil organization, only topped by Al-Qaeda and the Bush Administration. But Let's see just why Abercrombie is so evil.

- Abercrombie gets rich off lame, uncreative t-shirts.

The terribly made abercrombie clothes fall into 3 main styles:
1. Fake Business Shirts (ex. Wong's Cleaners)
2. Sports (ex. Abercrombie 'insert sport here' team)
3. Just plain dumb shirts, attempting to be funny.

Style 1 is dumb because you're endorsing a non-existant company... Why?

Style 2 is dumb because Abercrombie has no sports teams, and the Philipinos working their butt off for 2 dollars in hour in a sweat shop have never even seen basketball or american football.

Style 3 is dumb because theyre NOT funny. (see below)

Toucan do it? What the heck?!?

- Abercrombie is a RACIST Company

Yes, you read that right. Abercrombie only hires good looking white jocks/preps to work in their stores, and the have NEVER had a single person model their clothes that was not caucasian. Don't believe me? See for yourself or read about the lawsuits thrown onto Abercrombie for their ways.

Plus there is the famous 'Wongs Cleaners' shirt with the slogan 'Two Wongs can make it white'. This resulted in an Asian-American riot outside their headquarters. Funny thing is, Asians would never work at a dry cleaners because ASIANS ARE FRICKIN GENIUSES! There is yet to be any asian with an IQ less than 165. So naturally, asians get computer jobs and become millionaires. It's the white rednecks in Alabama who run the cleaner services. Maybe 'Smith's Cleaners' would be more accurate.

By the way, I'm currently sending fire trucks out to the Abercrombie outlets to put out those burning crosses before they catch the pointed white hoods on fire.

- Abecrombie's clothes and ads are overly sexual.

Their females' clothing is always skin tight and their jeans have the waist a few inches too low, so when that ugly prep who sits next to you in math class wears her Abercrombie (which is every day) you always see WAY more than you wanted to.

Their advertisements don't advertise clothes, but a lack of clothes. Guys are always shirtless, and girls are wearing clothes so skimpy, they make lingerie seem like a raincoat.

In some cases, such as their catalog, the models are often completely nude or 'covering up'.

Next time you see a 12 year old whore walking down the road in nothing but a thong and bikini top, you have only Abercrombie to thank. Preppy bastards.

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