Ralph Nader was too busy complaining about the safety of the new Chevrolet's to enter in the running for the Presidency.
In his place, a new hero has emerged. His name is Domokun, and he is a character from a Japanese kiddie show.
Like Arnold Schwartzekdgjlsdgkslgjlsdkgjlkjljsiohsenegger, Domokun is seeking a political career. I am strongly in favor
of Domokun, and you should be too. Let's break down just why you should vote for Domokun this year.
Looks
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George Bush: looks like a monkey
John Kerry: looks like a younger Jay Leno
Domokun: looks like a paper grocery bag.
Favor: None
Style of Ruling
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George Bush: WARRRRR!!! WARRRR!!! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
John Kerry: I say we take lots of money from the people who actually work for
it, and give it to lazy bums who sit on their butts sipping off-brand lemonade on their front porch in the ghetto.
Domokun: Just sits there and smashes things.
Favor: Domokun
Hobbies
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George Bush: Lying to the American public and having affairs with Tony Blair, all the
while focing Rumsfeld to do all the work.
John Kerry: Being a douchebag.
Domokun: Smashing things, killing kittens, and growling.
Favor: Domokun
Accomplishments
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George Bush: Tricked the American public into thinking that he actually passed 3rd grade.
John Kerry: Won 3 purple hearts in some war. Okay, Okay, so he bought them off Ebay.
Big Deal.
Domokun: Became a main character in a tv show, a japanese phenomenon, and a cliche according to
Worth1000.com, all within a few years.
Favor: Domokun
