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We've all heard of Nickelback, and we've all heard their songs.  Most of us have noticed how incredibly similar their songs are.  Most of us are sick of hearing their generic crap blasted over the radio 30 frickin times a day.  For those of you who still like Nickelback, you won't much longer.
 
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The link below will play their first hit single, How You Remind Me, in your left speaker.
 
It will play their newest hit single, Someday, in your right speaker.
 
Neither of these have been edited.  It is just by 'coincidence' that the songs have the same tempo, same length, same key, similar chord pattern, and same song structure.  Prepare to be astonished.
 
(Please note that I did not make the above work of audio genius, and I am not taking credit for it.)
 
And to think that millions of people spent $12 on their latest album, so they could hear the exact same song on the first album, with a slightly different melody!  Exciting!
 
 
Nickelback's reign is finally coming to an end.  We're not the only ones to figure out that their songs are recycled, as shown in the video below of Nickelback's tour in Portugal.  Look closely for the rocks thrown at Chad Kroeger.
 
 
Chad:  Do we have any Nickelback fans in Portugal? 
Audience:  No.
 
 
Although short, this is one of my favorite rants, but I can't take the credit.  Thanks to Bumblefoot for his audio genius, Portugal for hating the crappy band, and Nickelback themselves for writing songs so lame.  This rant wouldn't be possible without you guys.

Now go listen to a good band... Like Switchfoot.