Vegetarians are igonorant, whiny idiots with the mental capacity of a 4 year old.
All I'm trying to do is get a burger to eat, and instantly I'm swarmed by a flock of no-life veggiefreaks who tackle
me to the ground and yell into my face kind little sayings like "WHY DON'T WE KILL YOU AND PUT YOU ON A BUN!" and "YOU'LL
GO TO MEAT HELL!" They then procede in stealing and eating my fries as they go to the next table of meat eaters and
then repeat the process to their next victim, all the while thinking "I'm am so good, because I'm eating potatoes!"
Observation #1
For a group of librarians, feminists, and peace protestors, they can get pretty violent.
Observation #2
Yeah. Those fries are potatoes... Soaked
in cow fat. Idiot.
Observation #3
How will I go to 'meat hell'? I can give you countless scriptures that prove that GOD HIMSELF was not a vegetarian.
He even demanded that the early tribe of Israel sacrifice thousands of animals to him in repentence from their
sins.
Observation #4
If you disagree with the religious view in Observation #3, then you are thoroughly wrong and I suggest
you try Christianity, because Christianity owns.
Observation #5
Anatomically, the Human body was specifically made to eat meat. Whether you look at the structure of the teeth,
the fact that we can't even digest veggies without help from bacteria in the intestines, or the fact that God
wouldn't have made Chick-fil-a taste so good if we're not supposed to eat it, it's obvious that the vegetarianistic view
of life is flawed.
There you have it. I have just handed every vegetarians rear end back to them on a silver platter. If
you won't take it from me, take it from this hungry little kid:
