Terrorism in a Nutshell
(Well maybe not a nutshell. We'll say in a dynamite stick)
What is terrorism:
Terrorism is a type of warfare used by cowards in which attacks (often suicide attacks) are targeted at innocent civilians.
Who does terrorism?
Pansies. Thats who.
What's with the Middle East?
Here is how the story goes. We looked at Israel and thought, "Man, they're uber cool. We should seperate
them from those uncool Aladdin and Friends next door in those We-have-lots-of-oil-istan countries. So we took their
land and unified Israel.
They of course got mad at us for taking their land. But there is something I must remind those Kyrgiscsjbgbsnelggjistan
people.
WE HAVE H-BOMBS, AND AN ARMY CAPABLE OF INVADING YOUR LAND LIKE KOBE BRYANT INVADING A WOMAN IN A
HOTEL ROOM.
Yes thats right. If we wanted, we could take all of your land, or just get all Nagasaki on yo' sandy butt. If anything,
you should be begging for mercy from our power, and giving us land freely so that we don't flatten the Middle East like a
pancake sat upon by Reuben Studdard.
But instead, we take one little Israel and you have to PMS all over the place, burning our flags, strapping dynamite
to your waist and running into brick walls. We spare your lives and you get so mad you crash bombs
into city buses on a daily basis. Get a grip. Or some Prozac.
