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Terrorists are STUPID.
 
Please note that this rant doesn't encourage or justify terrorism, it does not play down the importance of the September 11th attacks or any other acts of terrorism.  It simply states how dumb terrorists are.
 
 
First of all, lets start with this September 11 thing.  Shortly after  the attacks, the CIA released that there were approximately 80 attacks planned on that day, staggered throughout the day.  Now let's evaluate their plan and my plan.
 
Their plan
- Stagger the attacks througout the day, not thinking about the fact that America would shut down their air system.
- Fly the planes into important buildings, and centers of commerce that represent Democracy.
 
Results:  a few thousand dead, billions of dollars in damage, no more WTC, a wall of the pentagon has a small hole in it.
 
 
My Plan
This does not state what I hope happens, it is just what I would do if I were a terrorist for Al-Qaeda.
 
- Plan all the attacks for the same time of day so the airways can't be shut down.
- Screw symbols of Democracy... fly into nuclear power plants near major cities.  (Scientists and Engeineers estimated after Sept. 11 that a nuclear power plant could probably withstand one major airliner, but not two.)
This gives us 2 planes per plant, and with 80 planes, you would hit the nuke plants near the 40 largest residential areas.
 
Results:  About half of America's population die from cancer caused by exposure to radiation.  Much of America unihabitable for hundreds of years.  All major cities and everything in them are worthless.  Quadrillions of dollars in damage. America no longer the world leader, as it has lost it's people, it's technology, it's cities, and it's power. 
 
 
Now take a step back and think about it.  If you wanted to cause as much harm to America as possible, would you go with their plan, or my plan.
Kill a couple thousand and wreck a building, or turn America into one giant Chernobyl-liscious piece of green radioactive goop.  Hmm... let's go with the first one.  That sounds like it would really have an impact on America. 
 
Morons.
 
Lets just thank God that the terrorists are dumb.  September 11th could have been so much worse.

Yes, Quadrillion is a real word.  It's a thousand Trillion. or a million billion.  or 1,000,000,000,000,000.  That's a lot of money.